Geocities closes forever in only two weeks
It feels weird to write a journal after such a long time of inactivity. Like they say though, it’s just like riding a bike (…which I also miss doing.) My activity here - as I’ve said to a few…
Me: “Hello, this ***. How may I help you?”
Customer: “Hi, I have your company name on my credit card bill with a charge of $29.99. I’ve never heard of you guys.”
Me: “Okay, sir…there’s a…
(I work in a very environmentally conscious salon. We provide mugs for people to use for their coffee so that no garbage is created.)
Me: “Hi! My name is ***. I’m going to be cutting your hair…
(I’m a personal trainer and at the end of a set my client makes an announcement.)
Customer: “So, I think I’m a necrophiliac.”
Me: “Um, what?”
Customer: “I think I’m a necrophiliac.”
Me:…
“I hate grues.” [via]
This generation of video game consoles has paved the way for a new generation of pricing. Publishers settled into the idea of charging $60 for a new game rather quickly, but that’s hardly where…
‘Brought down’s obviously an overstatement, but the Occam’s Razor trouble with creating a game in which players can do “anything” is that they’ll use that anything to skirt the obstacles…
‘Brought down’s obviously an overstatement, but the Occam’s Razor trouble with creating a game in which players can do “anything” is that they’ll use that anything to skirt the obstacles…
(At the petrol station where I work, a customer comes barging into the store.)
Customer: “There’s $20 on my pump and I haven’t put any petrol in!”
Me: “What’s the problem exactly?”
Customer:…
